Firstly, thanks for stopping by, you could be out perusing Adam Hughes' gallery right now but you decided to come here to waste your time on someone who isn't famous at all and for that I salute you.  Okay, so here's the deal...I'm not a professional anything (I'm stating this in case your eyes have failed to alert you to this fact), I never went to art school, daddy never bought me a CINTIQ, I don't know how to use Photoshop, I've never bought India ink or Copic markers in my life (partly because they don't "believe" in art supply stores where I have to live).  

When I'm not busy working at my soul-crushing job, I like to draw awkward-looking pictures with pencil and then outline them with a laundry marker, scan them in with my '93 Lexmark 3-in-1 Printer/Scanner/Copier and color them.  So if you leave here and you're like, "OMG, that shit looks like crap, I can draw better with my feet!", I'd just like to say that firstly, not everything in life is a competition and secondly, don't put drawing implements in your mouth after you've used them with your feet. That's just nasty.

I do this for fun and to amuse myself.  I'm not trying to break into any industry or to network or to do anything that sounds remotely like work.  So please keep that in mind if you begin to feel the overwhelming urge to start rolling those eyes.

Okay?